Cosmo: Yes, Moe.
Moe: I read your blog post from yesterday, and I think there is a problem.
Cosmo: What kind of problem?
Moe: Well, old buddy, old pal. As the senior cat of the house, the title of "King of the House" should be mine.
Cosmo: Okay, I just thought that because I was the biggest...
Moe: Let me think. The "King of Mischief." That'll do. I hereby dub you "King of Mischief"!
Cosmo: What does dub mean?
P.S. Carmela has her own blog: http://carmelashome.blogspot.com
It is stories of her first years with us. We hope you visit.