Monday with C+C+M

Carmela: Boys, I think we have a problem here.

Moe: What's the matter, sweetie?

Cosmo: Yeah, what's up?

Carmela: Well, if Moe is King of the House, and you are the King of Mischief, what am I?

Moe (taking a deep breath): You are the Queen of my heart!

Carmela: Oh, Moe! (kissing him on his cheek)

Cosmo: Oh, barf!