Monday, January 12, 2009

Meezer Monday and Used Moms (or Dads)

Carmela: Hey Moe, get up! Let's talk about our crazy week-end!

Moe: You mean about the delivery of guitar cases for Mom and Dad? The box was the best part!

Carmela: The man who came to measure for our new doors?

Moe: What about the door bell melting and almost shorting out the building! And don't forget about the pizza man!

Carmela: Yeah, that was fun. But today, we want to address a subject that the Furry Kids mentioned last week.

Moe: Used Moms.

What is a cat to do when the Mom starts to get worn out and tired looking. Well, the Blue Book value on used moms is really low right now, so we suggest that you take them in to the shop for reconditioning. You know, the kind of shop that does stuff to their head furs, pets them to loosen their muscles, and shudder clips and polishes their claws. If you can afford the green papers send them away for a while to a place with no cats or other furries. Then when they come back all refreshed and missing you, you will get all the good stuff you want!

Have a great day!



Everycat said...

What very sound advice - I think I might just follow it!

Whicky Wuudler

PB 'n J said...

Wow is that all we have to do to get our Mommy back in shape?! We'll see if we can't make that happen. Sounds like you guys had a great weekend!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

My human so needs more help than that...

Donny and Marie and Casey said...

This sounds like a great idea, our mommy is not only worn out and tired looking, she was busy and grumpy and getting bigger also during the holidays - she sure needs some "reconditioning"!

~Casey, Donny and Marie

Team Tabby said...

Hi Moe and Carmela,

We haf a Moe here as well, orange tabby. Mindy, grey tabby and Bono aka Bon Bon, a whitester.

The reconditioning mom suggestion sounds really great.

Mindy, Moe, Bono

The Island Cats said...

Hey...we gotta send our mom to that reconditioning shop...

Kimo and Sabi said...

A new box to play in? That's da best!