Monday, January 12, 2009
Meezer Monday and Used Moms (or Dads)
Carmela: Hey Moe, get up! Let's talk about our crazy week-end!
Moe: You mean about the delivery of guitar cases for Mom and Dad? The box was the best part!
Carmela: The man who came to measure for our new doors?
Moe: What about the door bell melting and almost shorting out the building! And don't forget about the pizza man!
Carmela: Yeah, that was fun. But today, we want to address a subject that the Furry Kids mentioned last week.
Moe: Used Moms.
What is a cat to do when the Mom starts to get worn out and tired looking. Well, the Blue Book value on used moms is really low right now, so we suggest that you take them in to the shop for reconditioning. You know, the kind of shop that does stuff to their head furs, pets them to loosen their muscles, and shudder clips and polishes their claws. If you can afford the green papers send them away for a while to a place with no cats or other furries. Then when they come back all refreshed and missing you, you will get all the good stuff you want!
Have a great day!